Tyre Supplier Wanted for F1
Tenders are invited for supply of tyres to high tech automotive company.
Previous inscrutable supplier of past 13 years, exclusive supplier past three, willing to pass on tales of heartaches and drama to successful tenderer at the conclusion of the 2010 season.
Apply – if you’re rich, resourceful, and only slightly demented – to:
Bernie Egglestone PLC -F1 cars Division
(Bridgestone Firestone have announced that they are relinquishing their role as the only tyre supplier to Formula 1 Racing at the end of the 2010 season.)
P.S. The ad is a spoof.